Whatiuse Poem


Whatiuse is what I use,
Don't have to every day
But when I use Whatiuse,
The dust will stay away

This wonderful orange polish,
Leaves furniture nice to feel
You see, its main ingredient,
Is the oil in the peel

A drop you place upon the wood,
Then gently rub it down
It will look like you just bought it,
Not like it's been around

A paintbrush works just dandy,
The crevices to reach
And leaves the smell of oranges,
Removing any bleach

Small scratches removed like magic,
Your wood now looks just right
If you waste less time doing house work,
You'll be more relaxed at night

You say, you don't do housework,
Well, others use it too
Use it on your gun stocks,
And the wood will look like new

Your boat bow resist water,
You'll have more time to fish
That's if you are a sportsman,
Or if that is your wish

It's Whatiuse for cleaning,
By her and him, you see
And if you use Whatiuse,
Your house can be dust free